telnet.me.uk
Pull the lever, get a random live telnet host, and run the command it hands you.
mf@lp0:~$ ls ~/code
Things I've built and keep tinkering with: small web apps, dashboards, scripts and the occasional bit of chaos. Every project is open source. Many have a live site or demo you can try right now.
Pull the lever, get a random live telnet host, and run the command it hands you.
Self-hosted, single-page "In Case of Emergency" (ICE) medical info page for a QR code on a wristband, phone case, or wallet card — critical info shown instantly, sensitive details locked behind an unlock word. (Demo unlocks using "demo")
A single-page gaming dashboard, in the spirit of lastfm-dash: what you're playing right now, your most-played and recently played games, a genre breakdown, lifetime stats and a set of fun data-driven insight widgets, all themed live from the current game's art.
A single-page Last.fm dashboard: what you're playing right now, your favourite and trending tracks, a genre breakdown, lifetime stats, and a handful of fun data-driven insight widgets — all themed dynamically from the current track's album art.
A self-hosted Trakt dashboard: now watching with live Plex progress, top shows and movies, genre breakdown, binge, streak and ratings insights, all themed from the current poster. Plain PHP with no database. Your watch history is cached locally, plus an optional MCP server for AI clients.
A stupid little ASCII terminal simulator that destroys a procedurally generated city 76 different ways — nukes, Godzilla, aliens, Titanic, Neil the Seal, an Emu War, you name it. Pick your poison and watch the chaos animate in glorious green-on-black monospace. No point to it, just vibes.
A medication and health tracker built with PHP and MySQL. It works in mobile and desktop browsers.
Dismissal, at scale, with an SLA of none.
A single-page checklist for updating your UK documents after a name / gender marker change, themed with an ever-shifting mesh of the transgender and non-binary flag colours. 💙🤍💗💛🤍💜🖤
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